50 Random Things.

1. I carry my passport with me always, just in case I decide to leave one day.
2. I used to be a girl scout.
3. I seriously want to get struck by lightning one day. (In fact I think it would be one of the best ways to die)
4. I love to create things, but am horribly embarrassed to show my creations to anyone. If I ever do show you anything I've done, it means I trust you.
5. For example, when I was a freshman in high school my English teacher submitted a poem I wrote to a writing contest without telling me. When I won, I turned down the offer of having it published and let the runner-up have the glory...all because the thought of anyone else seeing what I wrote was so humiliating I couldn't possibly allow it.
6. While most females want to lay in the sunlight and get a tan, I want to lay in the moonlight and glow in the dark.
7. I am prone to random moments of obscure genius that usually turn out to be sheer stupidity.
8. A publisher offered me 15k to finish writing a book I'd started. I declined, because I knew I wouldn't be proud of the book I was writing.
9. Sometimes when I'm bored, I make up interpretive dances to songs inside my head.
10. I humiliate myself on a daily basis just by being alive- everything I do is embarrassing and awkward.
11. The only way I know I'm sane is that I still have the ability to question my sanity.
12. I will have something I want to say to someone, usually something good, and will never say it because I can't decide if I'm allowed to say it or not.
13. When given any sort of compliment, I never say thank you. A long time ago I read about how in Japan, when someone compliments you, saying thank you is a show of arrogance and superiority, and ever since then I try to never say thank you. I just smile and usually say 'that's quite a compliment'. Of course this isn't Japan, but it made sense to me.
14. My favorite snack EVER is bananas and strawberries with honey. Second place is celery with kool aid. Something about the celery with the kool aid is just bomb.
15. I have my own tattoo gun. I made it at home one day out of some VCR parts, a mechanical pencil, an old phone charger, a button, gardening wires, and tape. It actually works quite well, but I discovered it's kinda hard to ink yourself when you've never inked anything before.
16. I'm a slut for glitter.
17. Yes, I am 23. And yes, I still wear bows and things in my hair. Nope. I don't really care. Cause I like it.
18. I seem to attract all oddities of humanity. It's usually horny old men, one time it was a homeless man who called me a goddess, some people sniff me... I'm just a magnet for it, I guess. But it makes life a lot more interesting (and sometimes a lot more frightening).
19. I have created my own religion, and it works for me amazingly well.
20. I also invented my own language, with a complete alphabet and dictionary.
21. I developed a mathematical equation once to predict a future event, but it only worked once, and was terminally flawed. It was awesome for about 10 minutes though.
22. If there are pillows and blankets, I will automatically snuggle.
23. I have slowly turned into one of those pathetic people who cringe to live without their cell phone and iPod.
24. I really don't understand what other people see in me.
25. I tend to stay awake for 2 or 3 days until I become insanely delirious, and the best part of it is laughing hysterically at practically nothing.
26. I'm only on number 26?! Fuck, this is harder than I thought it would be.
27. Sometimes when people say things to me, I answer them in my head, but forget to say it out loud.
28. I am not afraid to die.
29. My natural hair color is platinum blond...
30. I often post things to Facebook or my blog, and then immediately delete them.
31. My words are often jumbled, because there is so much to say, I know nothing need be said.
32. I usually don't make any sense.
33. I have a $10 bill in a picture frame from when I was a kid. My grandpa sent it to me in a card, and he wrote something on it, and I couldn't bring myself to spend it.
34. I've never broken a bone or been seriously ill.
35. I never learned how to ride a bike.
36. Sometimes I worry about what my punishment will be for the wrongs I've done.
37. I miss my father immensely, even though he doesn't really deserve or want it.
38. The smell of newly trimmed grass mixed with the smell of spring rain equals omfg.
39. I didn't realize that pickles were pickled cucumbers until about 3 years ago. It just never occurred to me in my first 20 years of life.
40. I can listen to the same song on repeat for hours. (not any song, mind you. but certain ones.)
41. I wear 6 weaved bracelets every day. Each one is from a certain time, and they remind me of things I need not forget.
42. People always ask me if my snake bites were painful, and I lie and say no. When in fact, they hurt like hell because I did them myself, hanging over my bathroom sink, ripping my flesh apart with a dull sewing needle cause that's all I had, and I wanted them right that minute. But it was worth it. I wouldn't have my mouth any other way.
43. I got my tongue pierced when I was 16, and I still have it. I have no idea why I even got it done, but I still don't want to let it heal.
44. It doesn't take much for me to become uncalm. I don't like flip out or anything, I just mean I become nervous and scream on the inside like "OMFG", and it doesn't take a lot for it to happen.
45. Once I make a commitment, it's for life... or until some unforeseen calamity ruins it.
46. I want to quit smoking, but every time I start to quit something happens that makes me want to smoke really, really bad.
47. If you hurt one of my very dear friends, I will offer to kill you.
48. I despise the sound of my voice.
49. I hate having my picture taken or being video taped, cause I always look retarded.
50. This is the worst list of 50 random things anyone has ever compiled.